The Mean Shrew of Hell

Muy bien, niños. Siéntense todos, y pongan atención, pues es hora de que les cuente un cuento. Érase una vez...

Rapazuelo, si sigues tirando cosas a la chimenea yo te tiraré a tí.

Veamos, cof cof...

Hoy me siento musical, pequeños. Me tomé la libertad de conseguir una máquina de hielo seco, fuegos artificiales y músicos. Les cantaré...

THE MEAN SHREW OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!  

Once there was a way
where it leads to? to Hell, boy
but you rather not stay
for it is hot, hot, hot

Old people do tell
there you can see a ghastly moose
of the mean Shrew of HELL!
you'll be so, so sober
 

So beware, little one,
and do not stray from the road
(of heavy metal)
next time we meet you'll be chopped, chopped, chopped 
 

Old people will tell
that you too will be a ghastly moose
and the mean Shrew of Hell
will be dance, dance, dancing
 

So beware, little one,
and do not stray from the road
(of heavy metal)
next time we meet you'll be chopped, chopped, chopped

(Guitar solo, about 12 minutes)
Chop chop chops of
dancing dancing
Party in hell party in hell!!!

-Ghastly moose? Eso no tiene sentido, tío Berly.

- Tampoco tiene sentido que no te convierta en trofeo, niño. 

FIN